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OLD FOLK DOWN UNDER

Some more radical suggestions from Judy in Perth as to how to sort out Australia!
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

Pensioners would:

- have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
- receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc
- receive money instead of paying it out.
- have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
- have bedding washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
- have a guard to check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
- have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
- have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.
- have simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid free on request.
- private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens
- have a PC, TV, radio and daily phone calls
- have a board of directors to hear complaint
- the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals, on the other hand:
- would get cold food,
- be left all alone and unsupervised,
- lights off at 8pm,
- showers once a week,
- live in a tiny room,
- pay $600.00 per week,
- and have no hope of ever getting out!





Posted: 19 February 2012 at 05:08
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