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SENIORS ARE GO!
Thanks to Judy in Australia for these gems!
1. Old Age Homes
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him:
"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2. A Short Neurological Test
Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.During a visit to my doctor, I asked him:
"How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2. A Short Neurological Test
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If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
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Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.
Posted: 2 June 2012 at 04:55
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