Family Planning

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school after her first family planning lesson.

Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it go?”

“I died of shame!” She answers!
“Why?” Queried her mum.
“Well” said Annie

Koos from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Piet in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital. 

Her mother answers laughingly “But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”

“No, but I couldn’t’ tell them we were so poor that daddy had to make me himself!”