Thanks to Australian Judy here are some good quotes from famous people!
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin…’
– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: –
‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
– Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible!
– George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
– Jimmy Durante
Money can’t buy you happiness …. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
– Spike Milligan
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
– Will Rogers
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
– Winston Churchill
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
– Billy Crystal