The Philosophy of Ambiguity – thanks to Ruth in UK for these! For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English!

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA…… FLOOR.

2. ATHEISM IS A NON PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

3. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

4. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

5. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

6. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

7. IF A TORTOISE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

8. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

9. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

10. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

11. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

12. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

13. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?

14. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

15. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, ‘GUIDE DOGS ONLY’ ? THE DOGS CAN’T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND.