It’s near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there’s really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask first, and correctly, can leave early today!” Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want out of here. I’m smart, and I’ll answer the question!”
Teacher – asking the first question -: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln!” Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home!”
Johnny’s mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King!” Teacher: “That’s right Mary! You can go too!” Johnny’s madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy!” Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may also leave now!”
Johnny’s boiling mad that he hasn’t been able to answer any of the questions first so, when the teacher turns her back, Johnny says, “I wish these stupid girls would keep their mouths shut!” The teacher turns around: “Now who said that?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?!